fuNny sTorieS uTk riLeks minDa ^^

oNe : 

Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.

The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.

Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'

Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, 'Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!' - OMG!!!

tWo : 

Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it.'  The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.'

Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too!' - LOL

tHree :

An shattered man dragged himself in to the doctor's surgery.

'Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighbourhood.  Because they bark all night, I can't get any sleep.' he says.
'Try these new sleeping pills.' advised the doctor.

Next week the man returned: 'Doc, your pills aren't working.  I'm more tired than ever!'
'I don't understand', said the doctor, 'those are the strongest pills I have ever prescribed'

'That may be so,' answered the man wearily, 'but its hard enough to run each night and catch these dogs, let alone get them to take the tablets!' - ROFL ^O^

that's it 4 now.
i really hope u enjoy it.
feel free to comment^^

♣diamOnd♣